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Bonerstone

by Stonerboner

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1.
Stoneskipping, daytripping, at the riverside Two guys, one mission, no one else in sight The stars align, a holy sign, a stone risen from the sand This is what we were waiting for, we need to start a band Gather all the people 'cause the Bonerstone is here It's a sign of the gods, that much is crystal clear Gather all the people 'cause the Bonerstone is here The congregation has begun: so open up your beer The holiest of rock In the shape of a cock Forged by time and space Bound by beer and haze Light emanated from within About this stone now we must sing Devoting our lives to its legacy That's how it now shall be YUH Although we have lost the artifact Because discipline is what we both lacked The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away In it's memory we must pray The holiest of rock In the shape of a cock Forged by time and space Bound by beer and haze The truth, stories untold It's secrets to unfold Enlightening mankind We shall no longer be blind Gather all the people 'cause the Bonerstone is here It's a sign of the gods, that much is crystal clear Gather all the people 'cause the Bonerstone is here The congregation has begun: so open up your beer
2.
Daydrinker 05:33
It's twelve o' clock, I just woke up And I look out from my window The sun is up, the day half-gone And my head is in a knot The afterthirst My throat all dry The self-loathing Depression is nigh' It's time to get my shit together But first I'm gonna get high When the sun is up I just get thirsty And my kidneys start to give in I need to find a supermarket To get myself some beer Tomorrow I'll change my life around And this time I'll do it for real It's just a matter of mindset So let's go get some ale When the sun is up I just get thirsty And my kidneys start to give in I need to find a supermarket To get myself some beer I'll really get my act together And this time truly for real But first enjoy the sun outside I'll do my stuff later tonight I count my money and get out To the last store where I'm allowed I feel the shame but also thirst And priorities need to be made They know me down here And the cassiere looks at me full of fear I hate this place, yet I come every day I have no problem, despite what they say Daydrinker All day long In the sun I drink 'till I fucking get downed Daydrinker All day long In the sun I drink 'till I fucking get downed
3.
Brokesmoker 05:58
I have an endless Craving for green To live with myself And what I have seen I have an endless Craving for green Time passed me by And where have I been Give me all your weed I'll take a another hit Wherever this may lead Fuck it I'm fucking sick of it I'll take another hit Nothing to smoke It ain't no joke My mother always told me "Son, dont ever smoke You'll end up in the gutter Feeling sad and being broke" Give me all your weed I'll take a another hit Wherever this may lead Fuck it I'm fucking sick of it I'll take another hit Nothing to smoke It ain't no joke
4.
Starblazer 06:18
When I gaze at the stars They tell me where I should go Tiny me, on this earth Standing for hours, watching them glow Starblazer I only smoke haze (he only smokes haze) Starblazer Into the stars I gaze (into the stars he gazes) Let me sit outside Until I'm done Let me overthink my memories Until they are gone Starblazer I only smoke haze (he only smokes haze) Starblazer Into the stars I gaze (into the stars he gazes) Starblazer I only smoke haze (he only smokes haze) Starblazer Into the stars I gaze (into the stars he gazes) Now I have burned all my cash Buying weed and sometimes hash BLAZE Starblazer I only smoke haze (he only smokes haze) Starblazer Into the stars I gaze (into the stars he gazes) Starblazer I only smoke haze (he only smokes haze) Starblazer Into the stars I gaze (into the stars he gazes)
5.
Beerthrower 04:54
Go! Every fucking time it's the same old story again I'm rocking with a beer in hand like a proper man But when the party goes too hard I lose all control The beer is now in the sky and I need new alcohol Every fucking time it's the same old story again I'm rocking with a beer in hand like a proper man But when the party goes too hard I lose all control The beer is now in the sky and I need new alcohol Now I need to make my way Through the crowd where the bar should stay Then after getting a new drink or two I go back and start anew I am a fucking mean ass man I drink more than anybody can I drink all brands from A to Z God himself spoke: 'the booze sets you free' Every fucking time it's the same old story again I'm rocking with a beer in hand like a proper man But when the party goes too hard I lose all control The beer is now in the sky and I need new alcohol
6.
Burning rubber and up in smoke It's my space caravan Just climb aboard and fly away Trust me man, I've got a plan Where we go there are no roads With the space caravan Beyond mountains, way up high Trust me man, I've got a plan Burning rubber and up in smoke It's my space caravan Just climb aboard and fly away Trust me man, I've got a plan It's time for lift-off So take your seat Going faster than lightspeed Across the galaxy Far beyond the stars The sound of shredding guitars Get rolling Keep strolling We're getting high, high, higher Nothing to lose And all to gain We're going up in flames Burning rubber and up in smoke It's my space caravan Just climb aboard and fly away Trust me man, I've got a plan Where we go there are no roads With the space caravan Beyond the mountains, way up high Trust me man, I've got a plan
7.
City Lights 06:09
Hey! You! Dead man! Walking! Take! Another! Hit! Of this! There are holes inside my brain I gotta push on, or go insane Always failing life's test Ain't got no time to look back, ain't got no time to rest I pass windows, with nothing behind them An empty room, a frame without a scene Wandering through parks, I'm sucking down booze and weed I'm going to make it, just one more hit Hey! You! Dead man! Walking! Take! Another! Hit! Of this! There are holes inside my brain I gotta push on, or go insane Always failing life's test Ain't got no time to look back, ain't got no time to rest And we walk here in the night Underneath the city-light We're always underway But always lost Between walls and buildings old In both heat and the cold Pass around the bottle friends Live like this night never ends And we walk here in the night Underneath the city-light We're always underway But always lost Between walls and buildings old In both heat and the cold Pass around the bottle friends Live like this night never ends
8.
You chase the fire You paint the signs I walk the wire You shout the lines You chase the fire But you can't take the heat You slay the lion But you won't taste the meat There was a time when my mind Was made up by you Is this a déja-vu Or am I just missing you I've been here before and lived To the thrill of it all I might be in the dark But I'm watching you You chase the fire But you can't take the heat You slay the lion But you won't taste the meat Your look was all it took To get me hooked on you My eyes were closed Now I'm watching you You chase the fire But you can't take the heat You slay the lion But you won't taste the meat You chase the fire You shout the lines! You shout the lines! You shout the lines! You shout the lines!

about

Once upon a day at the banks of the mighty river Lek, there was an ancient artifact laying in the sand. An object ready to be discovered, to be found by Man. A rock; forged by time, earth and water. Long forgotten by mankind, yet inspiring for many generations to come. Firm and proudly aligned with the cosmos, the stone would unite all of mankind in it's loving magic. The mysterious stone was uncovered, as it spoke to the universe.

It was the Bonerstone. As a dedication to this most holy rock, "Stonerboner" was born. As a holy mission to let the Bonerstone enlighten mankind with it's phallic glory. Stonerboner is about the wonders that fate sometimes bestowes upon you: the love of the Bonerstone.

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released October 20, 2020

Artwork by Luca Piazzalonga

Stonerboner are:
Bong Jovi: bass, guitars, vocals
Yonko Ono: drums, percussion, vocals

Bass on "Chase the Fire" by Doc. Roughcock

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Stonerboner are:
Bong Jovi (bass, guitars, vocals) and Yonko Ono (bass, drums, vocals)

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